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Hiding from my mother and standards, both of whom would disown me if they heard most of these stories. Aspiring law school student, with a chihuahua named Bruiser and a head of unnatural blonde hair. Email me your "crazy" stories or any mixed drink recipes that taste like juice, but have copious amounts of vodka in them at [email protected] Watch the bitch behind these stories at:

Member Since 06/06/2016

From Ontario

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Use Tinder To Swipe Right On Puppies This Super Bowl Sunday
What I've Learned One Month Into Keeping My New Year's Resolutions
Disney Is Opening A Brewery And Now You Can Get Drunk In Mouse Ears
All I Want In Life Is To Live Without Roommates
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Prince William Shaved His Head And I Think I'm Here For It
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