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Hiding from my mother and standards, both of whom would disown me if they heard most of these stories. Aspiring law school student, with a chihuahua named Bruiser and a head of unnatural blonde hair. Email me your "crazy" stories or any mixed drink recipes that taste like juice, but have copious amounts of vodka in them at Watch the bitch behind these stories at:

Member Since 06/06/2016

From Ontario

Judy Greer
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I'm Single Now... Why Aren't Guys Fighting Over Me?
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