Those hung over tanning sessions on Saturday and Sunday mornings. TSM.

Hold still so I can look at myself in your sunglasses. TSM.

“I just looked her up on Facebook, she’s not cute.” TSM.

Never going out anywhere with wet hair. TSM.

Soffe shorts are just as bad a cargo shorts. TSM.

I’m one-hundred percent capable of opening doors for myself and pumping my own gas, I’ve just never had to. TSM.