Always thinking “been there, done that,” when a new member shares a story. TSM.

College is just a pregame for adulthood. TSM.

Not needing an official position to get the chapter to listen to you. TSM.

Your phone auto-correcting “monogamy” to “monograms,” because only one of those things is relevant to your life. TSM.

Forgetting his name. Remembering his letters. TSM.

“I know everyone.” TSM.