All of the drink emojis being in your recently used. TSM.

Watching the “Mean Comments” video a second time, because you have a crush on Dorn. TSM.

Let’s do and say we didn’t. TSM.

That glowing feeling you get the first time she introduces you to her friends as her big. TSM.

Making friends with the salesgirls at Nordstrom. TSM.

2,215 pictures of me on Facebook. None of them suitable for LinkedIn. TSM.

“I want to get drunk, but not like…bid night drunk.” TSM.

Talking about “drunk me” as if she were a different person. TSM.