Getting a follow from your ex-hookup on Instagram being a reminder to kick up the fabulousness of pictures of yourself. TSM.

Mastering the art of dressing comfortably while still looking put together. TSM.

“She’s hideous. Bye.” TSM.

Being able to walk in heels perfectly, despite being wildly intoxicated. TSM.

Having a minor panic attack when your little mentions how excited she is to be a big next year. TSM.

Blocking your ex on email, text, and all other media to prove a point post-breakup…then logging into his accounts to see if he tried to contact you. TSM.

We think we’re the best house because we are the best house. TSM.