Luke Bryan married an ADPi. I can stop being jealous now since she’s a sister. TSM.

Paid for a drink with my number last night. TSM.

I’m skipping class to go running. Obviously, I have my priorities straight. TSM.

A professor told me that some law schools ask to see 5 years of Facebook pages. I’m not worried because all of my posts have been Republican based and I always keep it classy. TSM.