Tom Hanks showing up drunk for the first game in A League of Their Own. TFM. Madonna sneaking a peak while pees for three minutes. TSM.

Everything I do is pink. TSM.

I think, therefore I glam. TSM.

Getting “I should have put a case on my phone” drunk. TSM.

Woke up to multiple “I’ll totally back you up at standards” texts. TSM.

I’ve got my LP dress, my LV bag, and a LI in my hand. TSM.

Just because winter is around the corner it doesn’t mean I will stop getting pedicures. TSM.

Hating that a random behind you at the bar ruins a perfectly good prof pic. TSM.

De-friending people on Facebook when they send you invites for things that no one cares about. TSM.

The age old test to see if the PNMs eat the snacks we provide during recruitment. TSM.