New members? More like new Instagram likes. TSM.

Recruitment hangovers being almost worse than actual hangovers. TSM.

Using your Starbucks Gold Card as a second form of ID. TSM.

But first, let me take a Snapchat. TSM.

Selective Panhellenic love. TSM.

Withholding Snapchat story views. TSM.

“Do it for the Tumblr.” TSM.

The pink shirt emoji girl is my spirit animal. TSM.

Your non-greek friends asking for your help and expertise when they have to make costumes for theme parties. TSM.