Justifying a 3-day cleanse as being for health reasons, when it’s really just about becoming five pounds hotter. TSM.

Realizing that after graduation, half of your closet will no longer be socially acceptable to wear in public. TSM.

Designing letters for your little senior year, when you think of a cute design but can’t buy them for yourself. TSM.

Hiding in bushes so the new girls don’t see you delivering clue week gifts. TSM.