I have GOT to stop making out with strangers. TSM.

Taking almost as long to get ready for a Skype date as I do for a real date. TSM.

Watched the NFL Draft partially because I really love football, and partially so I can stare at hot guys for three hours. TSM.

Spending as much time getting ready for the gym as I do for a date. TSM.

Saving all the ribbons from your Christmas presents and using them in your hair. TSM.

That’s ok, Ben’s proposal was super lame anyway. TSM.

Skipping my stepsister’s wedding because recruitment is more important. TSM.

The last two words I played on Words With Friends were “bake” and “latte.” TSM.