Losing your shoes, wallet, and dignity on your 21st, but never losing your tiara. TSM.

When Pinterest cut the “Everything” page short, I felt like they cut out a piece of my soul. TSM.

Feeling like you really have your life together when you manage to take your makeup off after a night out. TSM.

Planning your breakup just in time for your best friend’s 21st birthday. TSM.

“I’d like to add his initial to my monogram.” -Ella Fitzgerald. TSM.

Engagement ring ads constantly showing up on Pandora. TSM.

Getting made up to get down. TSM.

Using Greek week skit practices as a pre-screening for formal dates. TSM.

Calling the midnight shot on your 21st birthday your “Cinderella” shot. TSM.

Thin girls, fat hearts. TSM.