The freshmen refusing to recognize you as an alum when you’re on your victory lap, because you’re “too cool.” TSM.

Refusing to let your younger brother date a girl you dropped during recruitment. TSM.

Using Christmas as an excuse to wear even more sparkle for the day. TSM.

Finding out my professor is a sister at Big/Little reveal. TSM.

Doing your homework early in the morning so you can go out and drink with the rest of your pledge class the night before. TSM.

Standards not following through on your punishment, because she’s your pledge sister and you’re helping to plan her wedding. TSM.

We are having an open bar…oh yeah, and a wedding. TSM.

Being the favorite yet most feared senior to the new freshmen class. TSM.