I’ll keep flirting because he keeps buying drinks. TSM.

Even your boyfriend developing the habit of saying “TSM.” TSM.

Saying “TSM” borderline too often in real life situations. TSTC.

Graduating with honors and alcoholism. TSM.

“I’m too pretty for that.” TSM.

Inviting your slampiece over to hook up, but not before he gives you the notes for the class you skipped for brunch. TSM.