Getting in trouble in first grade for wearing lip gloss. TSM.

The only clubs I go to are country clubs. TSM.

The booty pic is an art form. Call me Michelangelo. TSM.

Pretending you’re on an episode of “Say Yes to the Dress” when you go formal dress shopping. TSM.

Always having a back-up plan, but never being one. TSM.

Being called to an executive hearing while you’re on the executive council. TSTC.