The hushed suspicion of a candle pass whenever certain alumnae come back just “for a visit.” TSM.

Perfecting the subtle check-for-a-wedding-ring glance when you’re talking to a handsome post-grad. TSM.

I buy the materials to wrap presents. He buys the materials to wrap everything else. TSM.

It costs a lot to maintain big hair, tan skin, full lashes, and white teeth. So no, I don’t feel bad making boys pick up the check on a date. TSM.

If he doesn’t call you before sunset, don’t be with him at sunrise. TSM.