Another semester, another jar of mod podge. TSM.

The only sports I play are drinking games. TSM.

The higher the stress, the higher the ponytail. TSM.

Your best friend’s little calling you “Auntie.” TSM.

Having a wine glass collection that even your own mother envies. TSM.

Making it a priority to drink every flavor of Burnett’s in rainbow order. TSM.

Most sororities stay away from the four Bs. We stay away from the four Cs: cargos, chacos, camo, and crocs. TSM.

Your parents referring to your little as their grandchild. TSM.