How do they expect us to bond when we’re sober? TSM.

The two guys I text the most on my phone are “ASSHOLE” and “DO NOT TEXT EVER.” TSM.

Smiling on the outside. Judging on the inside. TSM.

Trying hard not to say “married” when the interviewer asks where you see yourself in five years. TSM.

Being “over it.” TSM.

For the next four weeks, I am tanning instead of eating. Welcome to formal season. TSM.

Majoring in Political Science because when I’m the first Lady I am going to do more than just a “healthy eating” campaign. TSM.

I had my wedding ring, dress, flowers, colors and reception hall planned since I was in 6th grade. TSM.

Daddy doesn’t approve of my boyfriends until he sees their golf swings. TSM.

You know that recruiter that everyone is trying to get an interview with? He works for my dad. TSM.