Being completely responsible for getting glitter all over your boyfriend’s bed. TSM.

Maybe if Taylor Swift went to college she could’ve found herself a respectable fratdaddy instead of getting her heart broken by all of those GDIs. TSM.

Do crafts, not drugs. TSM.

Being the pastor’s daughter. TSM.

Only taking vertical pictures. TSM.

Setting my alarm for class before going out. TSM.

Claiming to hate Valentine’s Day because you’ve never been spoiled in your life. NS. Looking forward to Valentine’s Day and not having to ask for a thing because your fratdaddy already has it all planned out. TSM.

While you temporary slampieces are living in your kitchens making sandwiches, my fratstar boyfriend is taking me out to dinner at a five star restaurant. TSM.