I want to go to class, but I NEED to go to the liquor store. TSM.

Being the reason the bartender quit his job during homecoming week. TSM.

Stalking all the girls in your upcoming study abroad group to figure out which ones you’ll be friends with based on which sororities they’re in. TSM.

“Once I’m out in the real world, I’ll probably meet so many GDIs.” “Not if you’re successful.” TSM.

Debating if you’re dedicated or just plain absurd when you learn how to use a sanding machine for the sole purpose of perfecting your formal date’s cooler. TSM.

The guy I made out with was cute right? His prof pic is blurry…just like my memory of him. TSM.

Mom says all of my reusable water bottles have a funny taste. Probably because I kept tequila in them all of freshman year. TSM.