We all have three iPhone keyboards: English, Greek, and Emoji. TSM.

Your boyfriend comparing the week you’re on your period to his hell week. TSM.

Having to borrow a pen on exam day because you only have your pink and purple glitter pens in your bag. TSM.

Calling someone “chief” to establish dominance. TFM. Calling someone “sweetie” to establish dominance. TSM.

Getting a “thank you” text from the guy behind you on the treadmill. TSM.

Sometimes I delay my responses because I’m playing the waiting game…but mostly I’m waiting for text message approval from sisters. TSM.

The Nordstrom iPhone app. TSM.

People in line at Starbucks judge me for how long my order is. I judge them for not knowing what they want. TSM.

Pretending not to know how to hold a shotgun so he’ll get closer. TSM.