Shannon Layne (Big)

My favorite things are tiaras, compliments, and free drinks, which are becoming harder to come by the more I tend to show up at the bar in sweat pants. The proudest moment of my life so far has been landing an actual, paying job that allows me to Facebook stalk people for a living. I tweet about my mom way too often, who is constantly trying to remind me that I'm not nearly as cool as I think I am. Please send me funny stories to read at work here:

Member Since 01/12/2016

From California

Unless You're Doing Yoga To Better Your Sex Life, I'm Not Here For It
I'm Not Afraid You'll Cheat, I Just Like To Be The Jealous Girlfriend
Girl Posts Completely Random Flashback Friday Photo In A Not-So-Subtle Effort To Remind Everyone That She Was Hot Once
The Best Ways To Manipulate A Guy
I Hate It When Beautiful People Act Humble
I'm Only Annoying Because You're Sober At The Bar, Idiot
Girl Begins Healthy Eating And Fitness Journey, Continues To Prefer Death To Cottage Cheese
Plot Twist: He Ghosted You Because You Suck
Stop What You're Doing And Grab Your Vibrator Because A Brand New Trailer For "Fifty Shades Darker" Was Just Released