Waking up in an unfamiliar apartment and feeling so relieved when you see your letters hanging on the wall. TSM.

Deciding what city to live in post-grad based on where there are alumnae chapters. TSM.

Knowing more about a fraternity’s initiation than the pledges do. TSM.

Dirty rushing your 8-year-old niece over break. TSM.

Purposely refraining from sleeping with anyone in your favorite fraternity to avoid a scandal when you’re made sweetheart. TSM.

A little white dress is just as essential to your wardrobe as a little black one. TSM.