The collective chorus of “shut up!” when you ask if you look fat. TSM.

“It’s whatever.” TSM.

Being a lightweight. TSM.

Spending all of church thinking of the best ways to give everyone their makeovers. TSM.

Always yoga pants. Never sweatpants. TSM.

The Cheerios on Glee. TSM.

Relating everything and everyone in your life to Mean Girls. TSM.