One bottle? You mean one each, right? TSM.

I will find you and I will fine you. TSM.

Recruitment is a bitch, and so am I. TSM.

My favorite season is recruitment season. TSM.

“Where are you? Get here now!” TSM.

Your whole house screaming about the 7 for $26 Victoria’s Secret panty sale. TSM.

Pretending he doesn’t exist when you see him on campus, rather than giving him dirty looks. You have sisters for that. TSM.