I changed my major from nursing, to interior design, to early childhood education. This is because all I really want to do is marry a doctor, live in a nice house, and be a stay-at-home mom. TSM.

I’m so classy I have dads ask me to go out with their sons. TSM.

Ironing my fratdaddy’s oxford with my right hand, drinking a glass of Franzia in my left. TSM.

My career counselor asked me what my interests were, and I answered cooking, cleaning, and that I loved kids. She recommended elementary education. I went ahead and signed up for the Business School. TSM.