Telling your big you have daddy issues because she refuses to date just one guy at a time. TSM.

If it’s not monogrammed, it’s not mine. TSM.

Support the troops. Sleep with a serviceman. TSM.

Making your boy dog wear a bow tie. TSM.

Guys breaking the bro code for you. TSM.

I only use name brand condoms. TSM.

Shacking with soldiers totally counts as community service. TSM.

The apathetic “Well standards wouldn’t like this one bit,” before 99% of the things you do. TSTC.