“She’s rushing, right?” TSM.

“Like ring by spring serious, or just formal serious?” TSM.

Deciding to rename the fam something more appropriate like the “Let’s Fuck Shit Up Fam.” TSM.

Studying so hard you get a sunburn. TSM.

Does being a sober sister count for community service hours? TSM.

Being sent to standards for “encouraging others to participate in sometimes questionable behavior at mixers and other social events.” TSTC.

In J-Crew we trust. TSM.

Dressing like a senator’s wife. Partying like his stripper. TSM.

“No judgement, but you kind of look like stripper — a high-end stripper, for governors or athletes.” -Easy A. TSM.

Winning the “Who can open a bottle of wine the fastest?” contest. TSM.