She’s a master of manipulation with a black belt in passive aggression. TSM.

Pregaming the presidential debate. TSM.

If you didn’t congratulate me when I got engaged…you’re not invited to the wedding. TSM.

Glitter makes everything better…except your eyes. TSM.

Staring into your closet for 30 minutes trying to decide what to wear. TSM.

The number of TSM posts being submitted is directly correlated to the lack of studying being done for finals. TSM.

Taking 5 hours to get ready for formal and still showing up fashionably late. TSM.

You can’t always get what you want. But I can. TSM.