Experiencing secondhand embarrassment when looking at a GDI’s profile pictures. TSM.

Now that Black Friday is over, I can finally go shopping. TSM.

Now that Thanksgiving is over, it’s officially Christmas time! TSM.

Adderall-induced Christmas list. TSM.

Drunk tweets. #SoberThoughts. TSM.

Already have my rush crush in my contacts as “Little.” TSM.

The only thing better than Yurman on your right hand is Yurman on your left hand. TSM.

Bless the hearts of those who admit that he went to Jared. TSM.

If you’ve got it, flaunt it. TSM.

Wearing a size large t-shirt doesn’t mean you’re fat, but if it fits properly…you are fat. TSM.