Your first thought when hearing about the new “craft place” is that it was a craft store, not a brewery. TSM.

The main thought you have while abroad being “I can’t wait to be back in a country where people know The Wobble.” TSM.

Baking under the influence. TSM.

Sisters curling your hair when you’re too drunk to do it yourself. TSM.

A freezer full of Burnett’s and a fridge full of Diet Coke. TSM.

If he gets me carnations for Valentine’s Day, he’s getting a TV dinner and a handjob for steak and BJ day. TSM.

The little scratches all over your body post-New Year’s Eve from the sequin dress. TSM.

Your boyfriend coming to terms with the fact that he will find glitter somewhere on his body after hooking up in your room. TSM.

Waking up with a recruitment hangover. TSM.

On a scale of 1 to Freshman Year Reading Day Eve, how drunk is she? TSM.