Having the stomach flu during recruitment makes your pref dress look so much better. TSM.

Wine with a side of Wimbledon. TSM.

Lifetime movies. TSM.

Happy Birthday Bob Dylan! Thanks for Wagon Wheel! TSM.

I have too many pairs of fratshades. TSM.

Our house mom is cuter than your house mom. TSM.

Celebrating Cinco de Mayo with Skinny Girl Margs. TSM.

Already planning SB12. TSM.

I was appointed the role of Erin Andrews for a group project presentation and skit tomorrow in class. At least the geeds in my group got something right. TSM.

I pick whether or not to slam a fratpiece based on his fraternity and the average starting salary of his major. TSM.