Prissy chihuahuas in your fake Juicy bag. NS. Purebred retrievers in your backyard. TSM.

Dear Pimple-y GDI psych classmate,
I can see you staring at me from the corner of my eye. I’m used to it, but please keep your heavy breathing to a minimum, it’s distracting me from practicing my signature over and over. Thanks. TSM.

I make mean look so nice. TSM.