Becoming a rho gamma because it’s an excuse to buy new clothes. TSM.

I’m not in her sorority. She’s in mine. TSM.

Winning Greek Week: no longer a competition, but a tradition. TSM.

People still have blackberrys? TSM.

We didn’t steal her from you, we saved her. TSM.

Knowing it’s going to be a good story when it starts off with “So this BITCH…” TSM.