Thinking of the NFL draft as football bid day. TSM.

When your new g-little quotes a submission you posted to TSM years ago back to you. TSM.

Turning 21 is so much less exciting the second time around. TSM.

“I like invented her.” TSM.

My adderall prescription is the longest relationship I’ve ever had. TSM.

I can write his last name way prettier than I can write mine. So I guess we’ll just have to… TSM.

That suffocating feeling when you wear a t-shirt that actually touches your body. TSM.

Blatant judgement when you see a girl in off-brand norts. TSM.

The bigger the fine, the better the weekend. TSM.

The moment of panic right after you send a boy a hashtag in a text accidentally. TSM.