The lipstick ring around your straw. TSM.

Is it dirty rushing if she’s your biological sister? TSM.

“She’s cold and she’s cruel, but she knows what she’s doing.” TSM.

In Girl World, Recruitment is the one week a year when you can act like a total bitch and no other girls can say anything about it. TSM.

Fran Drescher claiming her balance is “thrown off” when she isn’t wearing heels. TSM.

Having perfected the art of the fake laugh for pictures. TSM.

There is no such thing as “overdressed.” TSM.

Needing 24-hour lipstick that’s waterproof, sweatproof, and drunken makeout-proof. TSM.

Putting your name in a guy’s phone with the hair flip emoji. TSM.

Refusing to let your big take another little, because you need to have her all to yourself. TSM.