Making yourself feel better about a bad grade in class by reminding yourself you’re the most attractive girl in the room. TSM.

All I want is everything. TSM.

The only weapons I need are glitter and glue guns. TSM.

Feeling abandoned the second your little sends you a friend request from your grandlittle’s parody Facebook account. TSM.

People think the only bottoms I own are leggings and Norts. TSM.