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Simone Biles

So Simone Biles is basically the most badass woman in the world right now. Except literally. You’re lying to yourself if you say gymnastics isn’t your favorite Summer Olympic sport to watch (figure skating for the Winter Olympics, duh, you’re such a girl), and Simone is the woman to beat. Except literally no one can.

She’s so far won first place in all qualifying rounds and well, because check her out.

Flawless.

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Veronica Ruckh

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]

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