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Simone Biles

So Simone Biles is basically the most badass woman in the world right now. Except literally. You’re lying to yourself if you say gymnastics isn’t your favorite Summer Olympic sport to watch (figure skating for the Winter Olympics, duh, you’re such a girl), and Simone is the woman to beat. Except literally no one can.

She’s so far won first place in all qualifying rounds and well, because check her out.


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