Watch These AEPhis Go Crazy Over Ellen’s Assistant


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Watch These AEPhis Go Crazy Over Ellen's Assistant

Sorority girls are all different. Kind of. I mean, I’d deign we all have “sorority” qualities, but none of us are one hundred percent. For example, I am high-maintenance, kind of slutty, and obviously gorgeous, but I’d sooner die than use the word “classy” as an insult. You might be the type of girl who doesn’t party, but just kidding, why are you in a sorority? My point is, no one fits all the stereotypes, but we all fit some of them. One thing we can all agree on, though, is that Ellen is the shit. From California to New York to everywhere in between, we all love Ellen Degeneres.

None more than the AEPhis in Columbus, Ohio, though, apparently, who were positively starstruck by Ellen’s PA, Ari. They absolutely lost their shit when he surprised them at the sorority house and made it their point to welcome him, craft with him and teach them their dance.

Nice work with that formal invite — way to make a Jewish momma proud (or at least get her off your back about marriage for a minute).

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at

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