Today is the day. After falling head-over-heels in love, after relentless staking on social media and doing FBI-level research, after slowly becoming more and more obsessed, we finally get to be united with our love. We finally get to take Amy Schumer home.
Well, sort of.
It is a well known fact that most, if not all (straight or gay) women would catch a finger from Amy. She’s hot, she’s sexual, and she’s funny AF. So when her first movie, “Trainwreck” came out this past year, we all sort of died from happiness. We watched as Amy became a star, became friends with basically everyone in Hollywood, and made being famous her bitch. So yes, we’re a little (okay, a lot) obsessed.
And now, she’s ours to have forever (insert creepy laugh here). Today, “Trainwreck” finally comes out on Blu-ray, DVD and Digital HD release, because sometimes good things actually happen to
good people people of questionable morals. I, for one, am so freaking excited. So to celebrate our girl’s big video release, we’ve decided to throw a viewing party. It’s going to involve watching the movie with friends, lots of drinking, and, of course, drunk tweeting.
And guess what? All you bitches are invited.
When: Thursday, November 12, 2015 (that’s this Thursday).
Time: 8 p.m. Eastern Time (so that’s 7 p.m. Central, 6 p.m Mountain, and 5 p.m. Pacific. You’re welcome).
Where: Wherever the hell you are.
What: A “Trainwreck” viewing party where we can all get drunk and fangirl over Amy.
Who: Every girl who likes crude humor, getting drunk, and Amy Schumer (so basically all of us).
So here are the specifics. At 8 p.m. ET, we’re all going to press play on our brand spankin’ new “Trainwreck” movies. Gather your friends, gather your drinks, and gather your phones. We’ll be live tweeting the event using the hashtag #TrainwreckAndChill as well as Snapchatting the whole thing (AKA us getting drunk). Be sure to tweet pictures of your viewing party at us using the hashtag #TrainwreckAndChill and you might just become internet famous.
Because let’s be honest: you’re going buy the movie. And Thursday at 8 p.m. you’re going to be with your friends and you’re going to be drinking and/or drunk. Might as well do it with us. So get a whole bunch of friends, a whole bunch of junk food, and a whole bunch of wine and watch “Trainwreck” with TSM. Because as long as Amy Schumer is reigning, we’ll always support female comediennes and wine juice boxes. #TrainwreckAndChill.
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