What’s On The ~Inside~ Of The Kids On Campus


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What's On The ~Inside~ Of The Kids On Campus

Good Girls
2/3 cup sugar
1 tbsp spice
*Add everything nice, mix well

Bad Girls
2/3 cup attitude
1 tbsp vodka on ice
*Add decisions that make you think twice, mix well

Gym Rat
1/4 t-shirt
2 scoops preworkout
2 gallons of water
100 gigabytes EDM
*Throw against wall and eat off floor

1/10 gram of marijuana
1 beanie
3 Taco Bell Quesaridos
*Bake at 420 degrees

Blonde Bitch
42 oz peroxide
Full set of acrylic nails
6-pack of Diet Coke
*Refrigerate until heart is chilled

64 fl oz Monster Energy
4 servings Totino’s Pizza Rolls
1 Chinstrap
1/2 sleeve tattoo
0 Fucks
*Serve in snapback

Girl Next Door
3 glasses of sweet tea
4 tsp of Victoria’s Secret body spray
Forever 21 gift card
*Serve in pair of cut off jean shorts

That Guy Who Plays His Guitar On The Quad
Handful of granola
Vegan Birkenstocks
Bushel of Kale
Pinch of Good Vibes
1/3 cup tree bark
*Let bake in sun’s rays

Walk Of Shame
Shack Shirt
1 cup of mouthwash
17 coats of mascara running down face
2 hair ties for messy bun
*Cover in day old hairspray

Sorority Girl
Venti PSL
3 cups of fur from an Ugg boot
12-piece California roll
5 liters of Sunset Blush Franzia
*Sprinkle glitter on top, serve in Lilly Pulitzer tumbler

Frat Guy
30 of Natty Light
Whole Sausage Pizza
2 lines of Adderall
*Serve through beer bong

And enjoy! (Serves one campus)

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