What’s With This Creepy Cloaked Figure Lurking Outside NC Apartments With Raw Meat?


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What's With This Creepy Cloaked Figure Lurking Outside NC Apartments With Raw Meat?

The scene? Hudson Woods apartment complex in Gastonia, located in the Charlotte area. The crime? Well, I’m not really sure. Being an effing weirdo, maybe? A strange cloaked figure has been seen outside of the apartment complexes, just chilling, causing no harm, and dropping some raw meat down before peacing out.

Facebookers are talking about seeing this person in Hudson Woods Sunday. Did you actually see the cloaked person who reportedly dropped raw meat on or near the playground?

Posted by The Gaston Gazette on Monday, August 17, 2015

It’s freaking some people out. One resident is reportedly “afraid for the safety of her daughter,” but I think she’s probably alright. This guy obviously has overlords to worry about, and your small plebeian child is basically meaningless to him, lest he need her for a human sacrifice.

I’m kidding. Sacrifices are usually live, and the raw meat is already dead and butchered. He’s probably just a Bigfoot enthusiast trying to catch the beast in its natural habitat. In which case, your concern should be Bigfoot, not this loon.

I’m kidding. Bigfoot is believed by many to be quite friendly. This guy knows he’ll be turning into a werewolf soon as the full moon is approaching, and he wants to ensure he’ll have something to eat, so he doesn’t attack innocent civilians.

I’m kidding. It’s probably just some Harry Potter freak testing out his or her invisibility cloak and hoping to cook raw meat with her magic wand.

That one’s true.

[via Huffington Post]

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