You guys, the greatest rap video to ever grace this Earth just dropped. It’s got everything — fancy cars, big-bootied women, a white guy in a bow tie, chinos, and suspenders. Wait, what?
Some dude who goes by the moniker “Young C.E.O.” (brilliant) is apparently worth $20 million and made this weird rap video for, uhhh, no reason at all as far as we can tell.
I can’t handle it. So many questions. Who is this guy? Where did he get his rosy-cheeked hype men? Why does he sound like he’s crying? Are those girls really his ladiez or are they models paid to stand there? DOES HE NOT OWN CONTACTS?
I think I speak for everyone when I say I hope this Young C.E.O. isn’t a one-trick pony. I’d like to see more from him — a budding rap career with more and more bangers, a close friendship with the likes of Kanye and Jay-Z, a girlfriend with an ass that won’t quit, a possible drug scandal — no one is better suited for the high life.
And before any of you judge this lyrical genius, just remember: he has a trust fund, the rest doesn’t matter..
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Veronica Ruckh
Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at [email protected]
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