Woman Attempts To Smuggle Three Pounds Of Cocaine In Her Breast Implants, Is Unsuccessful


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Don’t you hate it when those pesky guards at airport security don’t let you get away with smuggling three pounds of drugs in your breast implants? I know I do.

A 22-year-old woman was recently arrested after being a generally suspicious person in a Colombian airport. She was subsequently X-rayed, and admitted to hiding 3.3 pounds of liquid cocaine in her implants. Really gives a whole new meaning to the term “drug bust.”

The implants were swiftly removed, and the smuggler was then treated for an infection that the cocaine-packed boob job caused. So essentially what happened here is that they took away her dugs, downsized her a few cup sizes, and then forced her to stay in a shitty hospital. What a way to kick a girl while she’s down.

If there’s anything we can learn from this, it’s that cocaine is meant to be snorted off of your boobs, not out of your boobs. Or just don’t do drugs at all. Whatever.

[via New York Daily News]

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