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Woman Divorces Man For Having Small Penis

Well then…

According to The Daily Chilli, a 52-year-old Taiwanese woman was granted a divorce from her 55-year-old husband because his penis was too small. I’m not kidding. That’s a thing. You can divorce someone for having a small penis. I mean, I’ve seen (and laughed at) my share of small penises, but this one is actually the world’s smallest recorded penis, measuring at a length of 5 centimeters. FIVE. CENTIMETERS. I didn’t even know that it was possible for any human being to have something still be considered an appendage at that length.

Anyway, the couple had been married for four years, and the woman sought divorce because her husband’s obvious lack of a penis was creating problems in the bedroom. You think? Because they were never able to successfully have sex, the woman was granted her divorce from her husband. My guess is he won’t be much of a hot commodity in the dating market now that it’s public knowledge he’s basically a unich.

I’d like to go on the record and say, this is the best possible form of revenge EVER. Girls throw around “he has a small dick” as often as guys throw around “she’s crazy” post-breakup. I mean, yeah, most of the time, guys really do have grossly undeserved opinions of their nether regions, but this is absolutely INSANE.

I wonder what the hell his ex-wife is going to do once she encounters a penis of normal size (you know, 2 to 3 inches). I bet she won’t be able to handle it. She’ll have to reteach herself to relax her throat to allow for some extra length, but I feel like it’ll be a welcome adjustment. If not, I don’t know if the Taiwanese have figured out that sex toys exist, but it could be a pretty viable option for this lady.

[via Huffington Post]

Image via Daily Chilli

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