Worst Boyfriend Ever Makes It Embarrassingly Clear That He’s Not Popping The Question (Video)


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There’s nothing better than going to a wedding with a significant other. You get to eat a shit ton of nice food, get drunk at the open bar, and drop not-so-subtle hints about the fact that you expect a ring, and you expect it soon. The best way to get your point across is, of course, to catch the bouquet.

When we’re little, this is a fun activity that means nothing. As we get older, however, catching that bouquet is the ticket to a “when are we getting married” conversation. You train for this event. You throw manners out the window. You’re prepared to claw a girl’s eyes out just to get your hands on that ticket to happiness. Once you have that flower arrangement in your hands, you get to waltz up to your boyfriend with a smile on your face and casually say, “I guess I’m next! Ha ha ha, but really.”

One guy, however, wasn’t having it. When his girlfriend went to catch the bouquet at a wedding, he did the most heartbreaking thing a guy could possibly do.

HE PUSHED AWAY THE HAPPINESS. I feel like my heart just broke for the poor girl. Here she was at this gorgeous venue with her (most likely long term) boyfriend, planning the color scheme of their own wedding. Then, all of a sudden, this asshole decides to destroy literally everything. The only way this could ever be acceptable is if he immediately dropped down on one knee and pulled a blue Tiffany’s box out of his pocket. Otherwise it looks like he’s in for an awkward car ride home, a long explanation, and an extended stay on the couch. Ugh, boys.

(yeahokaywhat) Aspiring to be the next Tina Fey, Rachel spends her free time doing nothing to reach that goal. While judging people based on how they use "they're" vs. "there" on social media, she likes eating buffalo chicken dip, watching other people's Netflix, and wearing sweatpants way more than is socially acceptable. Hate mail and puppy videos can be sent to: rachel@grandex.co

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