WVU Girls Hang Hilariously Vulgar Freshman Move-In Banners, No One Is Offended


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Year after year, college students have been hanging provocative signs from their houses before freshman move-in day to both terrify parents and excite students. But because these are the 2010s, within the last couple years, the media has been paying specific attention to only the men’s signs urging moms and daughters alike to come stop on by. Last year, many of the “offensive” signs made national news.

It was stupid. People got in trouble. And outrage culture lived on.

But this year, the narrative is being flipped, and it’s the girls’ signs that are making headlines. To be clear, girls have always made the signs, just as guys have, it’s just that no one ever gave a shit about it, and THAT’S the real inequality. The girls at West Virginia University are bringing straight fire to the game.

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The media is yet to be offended.

See any hilarious freshman move-in signs at your school? Email veronica@totalsororitymove.com with your photos and the name of your school.

[via @R_CollegeGirls, @FranziaMom]

Veronica (@VeronicaRuckh) is the Director of Total Sorority Move for Grandex, Inc. After having spent her undergraduate years drinking $4 double LITs on a patio and drunk texting away potential suitors, she managed to graduate with an impressive GPA and an unimpressive engagement ring -- so unimpressive, in fact, some might say it's not there at all. Veronica has since been fulfilling her duties as "America's big," a title she gave to herself with the help of her giant ego. She has recently switched from vodka to wine on weekdays. Email her at veronica@grandex.co

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