17 Instagram Models That Say “Fuck Your Beauty Standards”


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17 Instagram Models Who Say "Fuck Your Beauty Standards"

I’m sick of seeing the same girls pushing the same weight loss tea and diet pills all over Instagram. The women pushing these products are so-called “Instagram models” but their specific brand of beauty just isn’t doing it for me anymore. They all have big boobs, a small waist, and a flat stomach. It’s so repetitive and boring. Beauty shouldn’t be about how big your boobs are and toned your abs are. It shouldn’t take six hours in a hair salon, hundreds of hours in a gym, and thousands of dollars worth of clothes to make someone beautiful.

I want to see someone real when I’m looking through my Instagram feed. Someone without fillers, without implants, and someone who doesn’t spend five hours every day in a gym to keep her figure and then attribute it all to some bullshit detox tea. I’m all about natural beauty right now, especially after Alicia Keys chose not to wear any makeup to the VMAs on Sunday. Let’s put these plastic bitches out of a job and start following some REAL Instagram models. Here are a few of my personal favorites.

1. Jiff The Pomeranian


A photo posted by jiffpom 🐻 (@jiffpom) on

2. Tibby The Corgi

3. Cookie The Poodle

4. Major The Yorkshire Terrier

Schools out Summer is in ☀️

A photo posted by Major (@majortheyorkie) on

5. Maru Taro The Shiba Inu

6. Bodhi The Shiba Inu

Always your best friend 🐾

A photo posted by Menswear Dog (@mensweardog) on

7. Tazz The Australian Shepherd

8. Corgnelius And Stumphrey The Corgis

9. Toby The Chow Chow

Puff has pooped

A photo posted by @tobypuff on

10. Doug The Pug

"If ur this cute u get to stay in bed for an extra 20 minutes" -Doug

A photo posted by Doug The Pug (@itsdougthepug) on

11. Loki The Husky/Arctic Wolf/Malamute Mix

Creature comforts at 12,500ft. #Homeiswhereyouparkit #MotherPolarBear

A photo posted by Loki (@loki_the_wolfdog) on

12. Burrito The Corgi

Just add water

A photo posted by Burrito🐾 (@burrito_the_corgi) on

13. Rufio The Pomeranian/Husky Mix

Sooo when I bring the tennis ball back to you as a gift – you just throw it again. WHY?!

A photo posted by Rufio Fauria (@lil_rufio) on

14. Tonkey The Bearcoat Shar Pei

15. Norbert The Chihuahua Terrier And Lhasa Apso Mix

me + you =

A photo posted by NORBERT (@norbertthedog) on

16. Murphy The Goldendoodle

Friend: Got plans this weekend? Me: Yep Go 'like' me on Facebook! @thatgoldendoodle link in bio

A photo posted by That Goldendoodle Murphy (@thatgoldendoodle) on

17. Ramsey The Staffordshire Bull Terrier

🌼Have a great weekend 💛🌼 Photo taken with new @SonyXperia X 💛 #missnothing

A photo posted by RAMSEY 🐨® (@bluestaffy) on

They’re not your typical Instagram models, but they’re equally if not more beautiful in my book.

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Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: cristina@grandex.co (not .com).

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