You Absolutely Need This Pizza Pouch That Holds An Emergency Slice Of Pizza Around Your Neck


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Pizza is America’s favorite food. Some would disagree with me and say America’s favorite food is hot dogs, but in the choice between a lukewarm hot dog and a slice of pizza, who in their right mind would choose a hot dog? No one. That’s who.

There’s a new revolutionary invention out there for all you pizza freaks. It’s basically a fanny pack, but it goes around your neck and holds your extra slice of pizza, so you can eat the one in your hand while knowing that you have a backup slice hanging between your boobs. It’s a hands-free pizza purse, and it’s available for purchase here. The pizza pouch reduces pizza anxiety, so it’s really a medical necessity as much as it is a fashion statement.

It’s a stupid idea. Everyone knows it’s a stupid idea. But it’s only $8 and it’s one of those gag gifts that are dumb, but also practical, like a vibrator or a Snuggie.

The ONLY downside to this otherwise perfect pizza pouch would be that it looks a little too small to hold an oversized pizza slice, like a New York style pizza. Sure, it could probably fit your average Papa John’s pizza slice, but what about the pizza with a little meat on its bones cheese?

This is a step in the right direction, but we still have a long way to go before we have pizza pouch equality.

[via First We Feast]

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Cristina is a Grandex Writer and Content Manager. She was an intern for over two years before she graduated a semester early to write about college full time, which makes absolutely no sense. She regretfully considers herself a Carrie, but is first and foremost a Rory. She tends to draw strong reactions from people. They are occasionally positive. You can find her in a bar as you're bending down to tie your shoes, drinking Dos XX and drunk crying to Elton John. Email her: (not .com).

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