You Can Now Have Chipotle Delivered To Your Front Door And Everything Is Right In The World


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Chipotle is an absolute godsend. Their burritos are like a warm diaper of orgasmic fun and their guac makes me want to rub it all over myself and live the rest of my days as a disobedient avocado. The only downside to the deal is waiting in line among hungover degenerates and some infuriatingly indecisive assholes to get your fix.

But what if you didn’t have to wait in line? What if you could not only skip the line, but the entire establishment itself, all while still indulging in your favorite, shameful burrito bowl?

Chipotle is now delivering in select cities, utilizing an app called Postmates that will also deliver other necessities such as Starbucks and Jon Hamm (I lied about that last part, but I’m starting a petition to add him to the menu). The delivery service will be available in 67 cities, and you’d better pray yours made the cut.

The catch? The service can get pretty pricey. Some report that it can cost upwards of $20 to have a burrito delivered, which really puts a damper on our Chipotle high. Can’t say this will stop me when that particularly bad Sunday hangover hits, as I firmly believe it’s okay to splurge once in awhile. For those who are skeptical about the cost, I have two words for you: Treat yo’self.

[via Cosmopolitan]

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Lucky Jo is much less medicated than her mother and sister, and she tends to think that’s a good thing. She's the newest full-time addition to the Grandex office, which is probably why they gave her the shittiest desk. In her free time she enjoys scaring small children, judging her peers, and condescendingly talking to GDIs at Starbucks. Follow her on twitter for cat memes and complaints. Email her at

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